1 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:05,073 Diane: cheers is filmed Before a live studio audience. 2 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,979 [tape rewinds] 3 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:13,481 [beep] 4 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:17,251 Hi, sam, it's carla. I'll be in late today. 5 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,886 Eddie's really down About his losing streak. 6 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:20,254 And I want to cheer him up. 7 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:22,223 It may take Six or seven hours. 8 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,458 You know Hockey players. Bye. 9 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,260 [beep] 10 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,396 Diane: Hi, sam. It's me. 11 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,631 I'm on a little break From the trial. 12 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:34,568 We had some of the most Fascinating testimony today. 13 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:38,972 Of course I'm not At liberty to discuss it. 14 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,774 Suffice it to say-- 15 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:44,945 [tape fast-forwards] 16 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:47,815 And the defendant had The unmitigated gall to-- 17 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:50,284 Oh, they're Calling us back in. 18 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:52,753 I have to go. Love you. Bye. 19 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,288 [beep] 20 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,190 Uh, this is woody. 21 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,658 Sam, I got home tonight 22 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,393 And remembered diane Called after you left 23 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,729 And wanted me to Give you a message. 24 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,098 "I love you." bye. 25 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,100 [beep] 26 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,202 Sam, this is woody again. 27 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,670 That message I just left, You understand 28 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:14,675 It was diane saying "I love you," not me. Bye. 29 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,043 [beep] 30 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,811 This is woody again. 31 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:21,849 Don't misunderstand me. I really like you a lot. 32 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,053 [beep] 33 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:27,388 This is woody again. 34 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,590 I've been thinking It over, sam. 35 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,760 I do love you. 36 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,337 * making your way In the world today * 37 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,873 * takes everything You've got * 38 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:49,210 * taking a break From all your worries * 39 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:52,280 * sure would help a lot * 40 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:57,551 * wouldn't you Like to get away? * 41 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,588 * sometimes You wanna go * 42 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:05,926 * where everybody Knows your name * 43 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:10,431 * and they're always Glad you came * 44 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:13,100 * you wanna be Where you can see * 45 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,369 * our troubles Are all the same * 46 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:20,808 * you wanna be where everybody Knows your name * 47 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,344 * you wanna go Where people know * 48 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,913 * people are all the same * 49 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:30,884 * you wanna go where Everybody knows your name * 50 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,903 Hey there, normie. 51 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,105 Are you gonna do My taxes again This year? 52 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,174 Sure thing, buddy. 53 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,776 Boy, I'm gonna need Some help 54 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:58,379 Shuffling through These new tax laws, I'll tell you. 55 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,281 What new tax laws? 56 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,921 Maybe I'll just Short form it this year. 57 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,727 We got a little more Eddie lebec Trade talk here. 58 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,128 Oh, yeah? 59 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:19,367 Terrific. The bruins Are playing gretzky At edmonton tonight. 60 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:23,904 Boy, another chance To see eddie "Come on in And bring your puck" lebec. 61 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,307 Boy, I tell ya. That suit is a disgrace To his teammates 62 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,341 And this fair city 63 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,676 Come on. Give him a break. 64 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,143 It's not like We're not for the guy, 65 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:33,146 I mean, Especially with carla Going out with him. 66 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,782 But the guy's in A major slump. 67 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:37,084 I'll tell you An interesting thing About slumps, too. 68 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,987 Statistics show that They can be grouped Into four categories. 69 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,289 Yeah? Yeah, that's right. 70 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:43,424 65% physical, 71 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,892 17% emotional, 72 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,828 15% psychological, 73 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,631 And 3% dental. 74 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,232 Cliffie, You know something? 75 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,834 You're a walking Encyclopedia. 76 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,168 Thank you, normie. 77 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,538 Unfortunately, You're also A talking encyclopedia. 78 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:06,113 Motions, recess, Motions, recess. 79 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,781 When is This thing gonna end? 80 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:11,652 Two weeks, and The wife hasn't even Taken the stand yet. 81 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,655 Sorry. I missed a couple Words of testimony. 82 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,458 I wanted to go back And double-check it With the court reporter. 83 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,927 Why do you keep your Own record the testimony? 84 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,862 They write down Everything that's said. 85 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:26,166 They don't Write down emotions... 86 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:29,770 Attitudes... Telling facial glances. 87 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:34,608 Study my face. What am I thinking? 88 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,213 As the foreman Of your jury, 89 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:43,384 I feel that It is my duty 90 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:46,420 To record each shred Of evidence, 91 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,422 To give us every kernel Of information, 92 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,590 So that we can make 93 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,726 The thoughtful And correct decision. 94 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:55,329 Well, I've Already made my Decision. 95 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,330 I think He's innocent. 96 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,565 Yes. Yes. 97 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,433 Why don't we just Tell the judge that 98 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,434 And go home? 99 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:03,170 Wait a minute, Wait a minute. 100 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:06,206 How can you possibly Think that? 101 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,275 I believed His testimony. 102 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,243 Seems like a good guy. 103 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,012 And he was Impeccably dressed. 104 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:15,483 I can't believe That I'm hearing this. 105 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,751 These are your grounds For acquittal? 106 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,488 Well, pardon me My objectivity, 107 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,255 But I don't happen To agree. 108 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,491 He did it. 109 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,493 I'm sure of it. 110 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:27,961 I can tell just By looking at him. 111 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,763 Oh, yeah? Yes. 112 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,633 I was in a very similar Situation to the wife 113 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:36,336 In that my fiance has The same disarming brand Of charm. 114 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:40,908 Are you saying That you're about To marry a murderer? 115 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:46,179 No, Don't stop her. Let her do it. 116 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:50,518 Ah ha ha ha ha. 117 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,421 Laugh if you will. 118 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,523 I'm not fooled By mr. Grand, 119 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,890 And neither should you be. 120 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,960 Ladies and gentlemen, 121 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,529 The judge would like you Back in the courtroom. 122 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,696 What's going on? 123 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,897 Well, just between us, 124 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,233 Mrs. Grand is Dropping the charges. 125 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,069 Dropping charges? Why? 126 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,439 She realized She still loves Her husband. 127 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,407 Excuse me. Would it be possible 128 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:14,875 For me to talk With mrs. Grand? 129 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,977 Are you serious? It's over. 130 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,547 I am so happy for him. 131 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,548 I'm happy for us. 132 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:23,851 No more jury duty. 133 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:27,855 So where are you guys Going afterward? 134 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,260 I tell you, The guy's a bum. 135 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,563 Sammy, two drafts And a manhattan. 136 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,431 And who's a bum? 137 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:40,067 Eddie. Fisher. Eddie fisher. 138 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:44,071 Guy hasn't had A hit record In years. 139 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:47,541 You better be talking About him and not my eddie. 140 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,842 Worried about The game tonight? 141 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,578 Of course I'm worried about it. 142 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:53,781 You know eddie's Had a couple of bad games. 143 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:54,815 Seven. 144 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,984 Nine. 145 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,185 Seven. 146 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,588 I've never Been very good With numbers. 147 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:05,192 Yeah, well, I got a really good feeling About tonight's game. 148 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,560 The weather's cleared, 149 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,195 It's a full moon, 150 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,598 And it's an even-numbered day In an even-numbered month. 151 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,600 He'll turn it around Tonight, you'll see. 152 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,502 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 153 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,203 Absolutely, carla. Absolutely. 154 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:19,507 I don't know if you guys Have the same feeling as I do, 155 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,742 But I think it is just More than a coincidence 156 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,744 That eddie lebec's Bad run started 157 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,312 When he began Dating carla. 158 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,615 I say she's a jinx. 159 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,983 Come on, man, Don't say that. 160 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,853 Carla's finally Found someone She really likes. 161 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,622 What else Could it Possibly be? 162 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:37,357 That's ridiculous. I don't believe in that. 163 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:38,826 Hey, frasier, come here. 164 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,594 Listen, tell these guys, Will you, 165 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,863 That there's Nothing to the idea 166 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,998 That carla Might be jinxing eddie. 167 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:48,836 Well, sam, technically There's no such thing As a jinx unless... 168 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:51,204 Someone thinks there is. 169 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,806 Now, we know that eddie's Very superstitious. 170 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,374 If he believes That carla's a jinx, 171 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,610 It becomes A self-fulfilling prophecy. 172 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,647 All right, So carla's a jinx. 173 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,849 What are we gonna do About it? 174 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,651 I don't know about The rest of you guys, 175 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:07,655 But I'm not gonna Let that woman kiss me. 176 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:11,491 Like there's a real Danger of that Happening. 177 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,493 Hello, everyone. 178 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,662 Hello. 179 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,864 Well, sam, you'll Be happy to know 180 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:19,432 That you have me back Full-time now. 181 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,500 Oh. 182 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,669 The trial is over. 183 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:22,803 Oh, good. Who won? 184 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,938 Certainly not justice. 185 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:28,742 I'm afraid The wife decided To drop all charges. 186 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,779 But I say the husband Is a con artist 187 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,748 Who somehow managed To convince that naive woman 188 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,249 That he loves her. 189 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:39,720 How can a man Tell a woman He loves her 190 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,256 And yet Try to kill her? 191 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,125 I can see it. 192 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:50,063 Sammy, could you Step down to my Office for 1 second? 193 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,300 Listen, We were thinking 194 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,502 Maybe someone's Got to tell carla She's jinxing eddie. 195 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:58,872 And what suicidal idiot Did you have in mind to do that? 196 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,208 Your name Kept coming up. 197 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,509 No, no, no. 198 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:05,412 Come on, sammy, Look, it's just For all us guys 199 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,180 Whose lives Are so damn shallow 200 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,249 That we depend upon The success of our Local sports teams 201 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,251 To give us a little Identity around Here. Am I right? 202 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,486 No, no, no. No way. 203 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,823 Listen if you want to do this, Then we'll do it Fair and square. 204 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,058 We'll draw straws. Don't look. 205 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:22,630 Now, I want the person Who has to tell Carla to know 206 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,732 That there's A choir job 207 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,734 Waiting for them In vienna. 208 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,739 On the upside, normie, 209 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:35,108 You're in for Some great strudel. 210 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,945 Damn. I've never Been to europe. 211 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,783 Listen, uh...Carla. 212 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,553 A few of the guys And I have Been thinking-- 213 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,888 Now, this probably Has, like, 214 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:51,391 Absolutely nothing To do with anything. But... 215 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,492 Hey, norm. 216 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,295 I've been thinking About eddie 217 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,698 And what's happened To his game and all that. 218 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,600 Do you think It's possible 219 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,903 That I could be Jinxing him? 220 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,808 You jinxing eddie? 221 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,243 That's silly. No way! 222 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,611 No. 223 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,949 Sam, come here. 224 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:16,917 Yeah. 225 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,186 You don't think It's possible 226 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,889 That I'm jinxing Eddie, do you? 227 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,090 No. 228 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,925 Me either. It's got To be something else. 229 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,326 When he comes here, 230 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,261 We're gonna figure it out Together. 231 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,030 You really Like the guy, Don't you? 232 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:33,066 I'm this close To falling hard for him. 233 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,668 Oh, boy. 234 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,738 Hey, eddie. 235 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,873 [carla] Hey, eddie. 236 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,541 How's it going? 237 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,543 Well, after My last game, 238 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,546 A fan sent me Some new equipment. 239 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,182 Dark glasses And a white cane. 240 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,451 You're just Having a slump. 241 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,253 You'll Get out of it. 242 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:56,256 I don't know, sam. I've tried everything. 243 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,759 I've been Watching game films, Taking extra practice. 244 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,094 I don't know What to do. 245 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,629 What did you used to do To break out of slumps 246 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,997 When you were pitching, Sam? 247 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,100 Me? Well, I drank myself Into a coma. 248 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,737 Did it work? 249 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,574 Hey, eddie. 250 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:15,976 Hey, carla. 251 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,577 Tonight's your night. I know it. 252 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,179 Yeah, well... Facing gretzky. 253 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,447 Hey, forget him. 254 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,717 You carrying That lucky clove Of garlic I gave you? 255 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,986 Yes, he is. 256 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,756 I don't know, carla. 257 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,623 I'm starting To get that Choking feeling 258 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,992 I usually get A day or 2 259 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,393 Before they send me Down to the minors. 260 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,396 No, come on, I don't want to hear Any of that. 261 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,365 There's got to be An explanation for this, 262 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,400 And we're going to Figure it out right now. 263 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,569 Let's take it From the beginning, ok? 264 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,605 When was The last time you won? 265 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,174 Let's see, I think That would be 266 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,509 The canadiens Game, eh? That's right. 267 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:53,080 Because I remember that's The night we met. 268 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,849 Yeah. It could've been Somewhere around then. 269 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:59,352 So, um, when did things Start going bad? 270 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:02,555 I guess That would be The next game. 271 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,690 Right. 272 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,425 All right, now, Think really hard. 273 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:09,997 Have you been doing Anything different During that time? 274 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:12,933 Um...Eating Different foods, 275 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,634 Taking a different Route to the garden, 276 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,702 Buying different magazines? 277 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,937 Anything? Anything at all 278 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,939 No, no, Nothing at all. 279 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,941 I've been Living my life 280 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,542 The same way As I've always Lived it, 281 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,744 Except For one thing. 282 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,355 Eddie, Do me a favor. 283 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,556 Yeah, carla. 284 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,657 Beat it. 285 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,626 What's The problem? 286 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,228 The problem is... 287 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,463 We just Don't work anymore. It's been a lot of fun, 288 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:47,267 We both knew It wasn't going To last forever. 289 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,336 So it's time for you To hit the pavement. 290 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,804 I don't get it. 291 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,239 I thought things Were going great for us. 292 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,807 Yeah, well, they Were, but they're Not anymore. 293 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,242 I just don't want To talk about it, 294 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,776 So shove off! 295 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,380 Ok. 296 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,115 Whatever you say. 297 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,821 I'll see you around, I guess. 298 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,594 A pretty gutsy Thing to do. 299 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,496 Gutsy, nothing. 300 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,699 I'm going to prove To all you yutzes 301 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,701 And to myself That I'm no jinx. 302 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,937 If eddie loses tonight, 303 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,173 It's not my fault. You'll see. 304 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,509 He can stink Just as bad without me 305 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,311 As he stunk with me. 306 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,716 It's not romeo and juliet, 307 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,586 But it has a certain charm. 308 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,131 Time running out In the third period. 309 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,900 1-0 in favor of The boston bruins 310 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,101 Gretzky passes. 311 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,536 Saved by eddie lebec! 312 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,639 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 313 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,074 Sammy, 2 beers And a vodka rocks. 314 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,342 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 315 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,744 Come on! Is my order up yet? 316 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,613 What? Oh, carla, Can you say-- 317 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,482 Sammy, You running a bar 318 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,684 Or you just watching That stupid hockey game. 319 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,086 All right. All right. All right. 320 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,988 You want to know What the score is? 321 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,389 Is boston leading? 322 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,857 Yeah. 323 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,626 Did the oilers Score on eddie? 324 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,627 No. 325 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,761 Not interested. 326 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:22,930 Whoa! 327 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,566 Penalty?! He calls that slashing? 328 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,268 Frasier, he nearly Cut curry in half there. 329 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,970 Ticky-tack. It's a wussy call. 330 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,372 Let the guys play the game. 331 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,609 Good eve-- 332 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:42,849 Aren't you bill And sherry grand? 333 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,384 That's right. 334 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,957 What an incredible Coincidence. 335 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,325 I was the foreman of The jury at your trial. 336 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,594 Oh, yeah. The one With the notebook. 337 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,762 Oh, you noticed. 338 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:56,997 It was hard not to. 339 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,099 I was keeping Track of the Testimony. 340 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,900 Diane chambers. 341 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,369 It's a pleasure To meet you. 342 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,038 Why weren't you At the party. 343 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,439 Party? What party? 344 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,408 The party The jury threw for me. 345 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,343 I'm surprised they Would have had it Without you. 346 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,413 You seem so attractive And intelligent. 347 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:17,117 Yes, well, Those qualities Confuse some people. 348 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,918 Besides, I had to work. Who cares about me? 349 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,390 The important Thing is you two are Back together again. 350 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,624 Thank you. 351 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,226 Could we maybe order? 352 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,929 I'd like a glass Of white wine. 353 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,298 Wine. What would you like? 354 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,532 I'll have A bloody mary. 355 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,566 Ohh. 356 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:43,210 Excuse me, I know This is very forward Of me, but... 357 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,445 The last time I saw you in court, 358 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:49,182 You were ranting and Raving, calling this Man a wife-murderer. 359 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,685 It's very shocking To see you With him now, 360 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,021 So blissful. 361 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:57,657 I guess I just realized How much I love him. 362 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,992 I really Admire you-- 363 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,793 Your trust, Your conviction. 364 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,462 If you don't mind A little friendly Advice, 365 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,397 I'd sleep with One eye open. 366 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,067 I'll get the drinks. 367 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,037 It's a good thing You dropped the charges. 368 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,740 I'd hate to have My fate in her hands. 369 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,809 Bill, Why did you have 370 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,512 The power saw In the kitchen? 371 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,818 Sam, a white wine And a... 372 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,855 Bloody mary. Ha ha ha. 373 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,623 Human nature. 374 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,092 What? 375 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,061 That couple over there-- 376 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,628 They're the grands. 377 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,397 You remember. 378 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:41,368 The case on which I was foreman of the jury. 379 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,336 Oh, right, right. The power saw. 380 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,072 You don't trust me! 381 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,440 I tell you, It never ceases To amaze me 382 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,443 How some people Can be so ignorant 383 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,445 Of what is obvious To the rest of the world. 384 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,448 I guess there's something To be said for forgiveness, 385 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:59,386 In fact, in this rather Jaded day and age, 386 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:03,323 It's nice to know that Amor vinco omnis. 387 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,291 Hmm? 388 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,160 Love conquers all. 389 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,429 And I, for one, Shall not stand in its way. 390 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,431 Sam, I'm going to pay For this round. 391 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,799 You better hurry. It looks like 392 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,601 He's about to fire up The black and decker. 393 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,673 Oh, don't touch me! 394 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,808 Stay away from me! 395 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,042 Just stay away From me! 396 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,011 What happened? 397 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,479 What happened? 398 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,749 Why don't you check Your stupid little notebook? 399 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,321 So the system Works after all. 400 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,759 Marc messier starting out To center ice. 401 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,194 Oilers trailing 1-0. 402 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,662 They pulled The goaltender. 403 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,063 The pressure's really On eddie lebec now. 404 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,401 Please screw up. Please screw up. 405 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,203 Sam, I don't Understand. 406 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,738 Why does carla Want eddie To screw up? 407 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,508 Well, you see, If eddie loses And carla wins, 408 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,510 Because it proves She's no longer a jinx. 409 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,280 But if he wins, Then carla loses 410 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,149 Because it reinforces The jinx theory. 411 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,518 The old boy loses, Girl wins, 412 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,521 Boy wins, Girl loses, Jinx reinforcement. 413 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:12,192 If I've seen it Once, I've seen it A million times. 414 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,628 Still 1-0, Boston bruins lead. 415 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,397 Time running out In the game. 416 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,398 Oilers bring it out To center ice. 417 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,866 Here's mark messier. 418 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,501 Across the red line Into the bruins' zone. 419 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,403 Tips it down To anderson. 420 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,406 He shoots, And it's saved by lebec. 421 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:30,009 Eddie lebec With a great save! 422 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,411 Damn. 423 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,653 Hey, sam. 424 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,721 Hey. 425 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,522 See the game tonight? 426 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,991 I sure did. Congratulations. 427 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,459 Thanks. That felt great. 428 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,694 Did you ever have One of those nights 429 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,061 You just knew You could do no wrong? 430 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,764 Oh, yeah. All the time. 431 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,633 Well...Twice. 432 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,736 Here you go. 433 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:57,737 Thanks. 434 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,511 What are You doing here? 435 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,214 Just came by For a drink. 436 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,715 Is that ok? 437 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,650 Free country. 438 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,621 You know, carla, After the game tonight, 439 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:19,626 I figured out Why you dumped me. 440 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,529 I guess I'm a little slow On the uptake 441 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,732 Since I've taken So many on the melon. 442 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,034 I, uh... 443 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:32,872 I guess you wanted To see if you were Causing my slump. 444 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,174 Yeah, And guess what? 445 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,245 Well, It doesn't seem fair 446 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,247 That the girl that Means more to me 447 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,414 Than anybody else Ever has, 448 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,751 Turns out to be... 449 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,719 Say it. A jinx. 450 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:50,022 A hex, a whammy, A voodoo, a curse. 451 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,692 What am I Going to do? 452 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,564 You're not Going to do anything. 453 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,831 I'm not gonna be Responsible 454 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,834 For the bruins Missing the play-offs 455 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:05,538 Or for your career Going down the toilet. 456 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,384 Hey, eddie. 457 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,588 Knock 'em dead. 458 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,122 Yeah. 459 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,258 And watch out For those wrist-shots 460 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,427 Low in the corner On your stick side. 461 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,496 Ok, you got it. 462 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,597 Oh. 463 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:34,901 I wanted you To have this. 464 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,102 What is it? 465 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,970 It's a recording Of our song. 466 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,039 I thought Maybe sometime 467 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:44,076 You would, I don't know, Maybe play it and, um... 468 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,712 Think of me. 469 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:50,350 You know, Think good stuff. 470 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,584 I will. 471 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,624 Ok! 472 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,759 All right, I'll see you, carla. 473 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,827 See ya. 474 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,761 You, too, sam. 475 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,640 Well? 476 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,542 For a refreshing change, 477 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:20,647 Carla tortelli Ends up without the guy. 478 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,650 This shirt's drip-dry, If you want-- 479 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,652 Oh, no. Come on. It's happened So many times, 480 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,587 My tear ducts Have all dried up. 481 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:31,157 Why don't you Go on home, sam. I'll clean up here. 482 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,291 Is that What you want? 483 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,994 Yeah, I think I want to be alone. 484 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,664 Ok. 485 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:38,865 But if you want Someone to talk, 486 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,033 I'll be over At diane's. 487 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:45,171 You know, If you want to call, Just go ahead. 488 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,673 Please call. 489 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,810 Thanks, sam. Good night. 490 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,872 [o, canada plays] 491 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:24,944 * o canada * 492 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:29,616 * our home And native land * 493 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,719 * true patriot love * 494 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:36,889 * in all Thy sons command * 495 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,158 * with glowing hearts * 496 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,928 * we see thee rise... * 497 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,638 Hey, wood, Whatcha working on? 498 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,005 Cheers newsletter. 499 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:55,642 Cheers doesn't have A newsletter. 500 00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:58,645 Well, There's a scoop. 501 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,747 I'll make that My lead story. 502 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,717 Night, wood. 503 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,685 Night. 504 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:06,986 Say, carla, you sure You don't want 505 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,721 To go to the game With me tonight? 506 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,156 I'm really On a hot streak. 507 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:11,891 You're telling me You're on a hot Streak. 508 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:12,792 The past few weeks 509 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:13,826 You've Been fantastic! 510 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:17,163 Not bad On the ice either. 511 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:20,667 Hey, do me a favor. Beat it! What's the problem? 512 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,334 The problem is We just don't Work anymore. 513 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:23,870 It's been a lot Of great, 514 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,705 But we both knew It wasn't gonna Last forever. 515 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,174 I don't get it. I thought Things were great between us? 516 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,910 They're not anymore! So hit the bricks! 517 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,378 All right. Whatever you say. 518 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:33,913 I was in here A couple of weeks ago. 519 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,883 Didn't carla And her boyfriend Break up then? 520 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:39,251 Yeah. They do that Before every game. 521 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,688 It's kind Of a ritual. 522 00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:44,657 Hey, carla. That's it! We're finished! 523 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,392 Through! Good-bye! 524 00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:49,762 Good-bye! 525 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,965 Red wings thursday night. See you then, eh? 526 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,670 Superstitious little guy, 527 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,606 But he's mine.